How did you celebrate Memorial Day? Let me guess – a BBQ? A concert on City Hall Plaza in Boston? Getting drunk at a bar? – admittedly all of those things sound like fun, but let me tell you how I celebrate our nation’s fallen heroes..
The only way I know how: shooting guns, conquering nature, getting black out wasted at NASCAR, scoring pussy.
A little AR-15 action in the woods near Asheville, NC.
If you have never had Cheerwine, you have never lived. North Carolina exclusive.
I had to literally climb up and down a 20 foot rock wall, which was a sheer 90 degree angle to get to the bottom of this waterfall. There was only the jankiest of ropes. There were crosses and shit where people had died attempting the climb. I did it in my SBs.
More AR-15 action
Pretty shitty “seats” in Pit Road for NASCAR – the camera crews were mad because I kept blocking their shots (by being closer).
AMERICA
I am not going to post a picture of the girl I slayed this weekend because I am still slaying her. Here is one from February at the Superbowl in New Orleans. Girl could not even resist in the slightest. My hotel room was right above the bar. I was there 15 seconds after this picture was taken returning the favor.